“I Don’t Use a Click Track, My Anxiety Keeps Time” – Musician’s Unofficial Uniform Who needs a metronome when your internal panic clock is perfectly calibrated? This tee nails the vibe of every drummer, bassist, or producer whose heart races in quarter notes and whose nerves never miss a beat.
It’s sharp, snarky, and painfully accurate. Slip it on, skip the click, and let your beautifully stressed-out soul groove in precision chaos.

Product features
- Seamless construction for a sleek look and reduced fabric waste.
- Elastic ribbed collar that maintains its shape wash after wash.
- Stabilized shoulder seams that prevent stretching over time.
- Durable, smooth fabric perfect for vibrant prints and designs.
- Classic fit with a versatile style suitable for any occasion.

Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors